DIAMOND DIGGING FRENZY

Well folks, the ground is a-tremblin' and the chances are higher than a hill! The recent discovery of some truly stunning precious stones has sent a wave of mania through these parts. Every man, woman, and child is grabbin' their shovels and headin' out to the claim lookin' for that shine. Some are dreamin' of hittin' it big, buyin' themselves a fo